(*NETWORK*)

[A woman with long blonde hair is on the network. Lexi gives a small wave to whoever may be on the other end.] I don't know what's up with the door here, but I can't make it work. [RUDE.] I tried.

One minute I'm with my best friend at a not-really-birthday-party party at a local place celebrating his one hundred sixty second birthday, and the next minute ... I'm here.

[And yes. Yes she did just casually say that someone she knows is 162 years old. She's 350, for the record.]

I'm Lexi Branson, for those tuned in. [Anyone?] I'm more of a night owl with sun issues, so any advice on for what's around here to do when the sun's not up?