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[continuousgroaning]

So hey, if I were to open up a hamburger stand here, would that be something people would be interested in? I wanted to in the last place I was trapped in but didn't have the money or the space to or anything but if I can just ask for anything I want here... I'll try it.

... I'd give every burger a pun for a name, if that helps.

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[thefeckingmega]

Oh! I wonder why they call 'em hamburgers then. Kinda like that riddle me friend Dancer told me once: why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Weird, eh?

So you really gonna do this? Lots of people say when you want somethin' places just show up or some such. It'd probably be feckin' easy to make happen.

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[continuousgroaning]

... huh, I never thought about that before. I'll have to look it up because I'm sure SOMEONE somewhere has tried to answer it.

I've heard that, too! I guess I am- people seem excited about the idea, and I should be able to handle it by myself if I don't have to worry about money or supplies or anything.

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[thefeckingmega]

Kinda like how I love me some corned beef and cabbage - but where's the corn?

Name's Dani, by the way. Dani O'Malley. What corner of the earth are you from? Or are you from some other planet? Cause it seems that's a possibility here.

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[continuousgroaning]

Yeah! And how leeks don't... leak... OK, that's a bad one.

I'm Tina! I am from Earth... my family lives in an oceanside town in New Jersey.