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[continuousgroaning]

So hey, if I were to open up a hamburger stand here, would that be something people would be interested in? I wanted to in the last place I was trapped in but didn't have the money or the space to or anything but if I can just ask for anything I want here... I'll try it.

... I'd give every burger a pun for a name, if that helps.

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[respinto]

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, you definitely should, agreed. Anything I can do to help out?

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[continuousgroaning]

You too!

I might cook some samples first, make sure they're good. Would you be willing to taste test?

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[respinto]

Is that even a real question? What kind of crazy person doesn't want to taste test when that means free food? Hell yes.

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[continuousgroaning]

I figured as much- thought I'd ask first, anyway. Got any allergies? Or dislikes?

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[respinto]

Nah, none of that for me. My sister would probably tell you I'm practically a human garbage disposal.

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[continuousgroaning]

As many boys are. Alright, I'll let everyone know when I get a place and all and start cooking some stuff up. ... or I could even do it in my apartment here...

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[respinto]

Yeah, many boys. You'd think by the age of twenty-five, I'd have outgrown the phase, but apparently not. I mean, it wouldn't hurt to play around in your own kitchen until you've got maybe like five or ten signature burgers you want to have as staples, so that you've had time to perfect them before you open shop, right?

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[continuousgroaning]

Hey, nothing wrong with having a big appetite, I say.

Oh, that's a good idea. There's no way I could come up with a pun every day like my dad does.

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[respinto]

Yeah, so see? Planning ahead for the win.

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[continuousgroaning]

And if I can't come up with a new one, I can just re-use old ones... I'm not a big stickler about stuff as Dad is.

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[respinto]

That or you could always ask for a little help from your friends.

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[continuousgroaning]

Oh, that's true. Maybe make a contest! Whoever wins gets to see their burger made for real.

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[respinto]

Oh hey, there you go! That's a really cool idea!

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[continuousgroaning]

It'll help generate buzz. And the runners-up could have theirs for a special down the road.