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[continuousgroaning]

So hey, if I were to open up a hamburger stand here, would that be something people would be interested in? I wanted to in the last place I was trapped in but didn't have the money or the space to or anything but if I can just ask for anything I want here... I'll try it.

... I'd give every burger a pun for a name, if that helps.

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[zor_el]

We can just make things appear?! That's awesome! Is that real? How come I never heard about that??

...not the point. Never mind. Yes. Right. I am here to help! I'm sure word of mouth will get butts in the seats once we open but you're right, there should be something that brings the first customers in. I...do not know anything about marketing, but I'll try.

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[continuousgroaning]

That's what I was told, anyway. I mean, when I got here I was assigned an apartment full of horse stuff, which is what I would've wanted anyway...

I'll try and think of something, too. My first thought was "it's burgers" would be enough, but maybe not...

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[zor_el]

Oh that's true, my apartment was pretty awesome, too, and it looked almost exactly like my one back home. I hadn't really thought about it much but that's cool.

I mean, I think "it's burgers" is a pretty darn good start, though.

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[continuousgroaning]

It's such a simple thing, but people like burgers, too. They're easy to cook, they're flexible, and they're portable. Dad comes up with a different special every day.

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[zor_el]

Um, people love burgers where I come from. Mostly, I think, because of the flexibility thing; you can make all kinds of burgers.

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[continuousgroaning]

We live right next to the ocean, so we're not AS popular as we might be otherwise, but... everyone who eats my dad's stuff says it's great. I hope I can measure up.

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[zor_el]

Yeah but I think it'll still do pretty well. I bet you'll do great. :)

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[continuousgroaning]

I don't think I'll be able to come up with a pun every day like he does, but maybe I could do weekly specials... yeah... this'll be awesome.

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[zor_el]

Ah, I don't think you have to, necessarily. Weekly would probably be more than enough! I'm excited vicariously for you!

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[continuousgroaning]

Honestly, I don't know how Dad does it. I mean, he does repeat ingredients but always comes up with a different pun.

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[zor_el]

Must be a gift. I wouldn't be able to do that either, to be honest.

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[continuousgroaning]

And he does it even though most customers don't really seem to notice. That's dedication.

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[zor_el]

You can be dedicated in your own way. :)

[continuousgroaning]

Uh-huh. I mean, I'm doing the same work I do back home for no real reason other than "it's familiar", so I'd say that's pretty dedicated already.