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[hackrid]

OK so... I've gooed pretty much everything that looks suspicious in this creeptastic little resort - which probably makes sense to no one - but! We're all still here so obviously I'm a little out of my depth.

[ major shruggage, usa, population: claudia. still, undaunted! ]

If you see anything kind of uh, out of place? Which I get is kind of -- everything. But you know the old saying if you see something say something? A funky necklace, or maybe an old Glockenspiel, you know: weird stuff. It would be cool if I could take a look at it.

Oh-- Claudia. Is me. Hey hey, yo! [ insert eyebrow waggle. ]

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[hackrid]

Yeah, you're telling me. Once this guy-- [ oh. oh. ] Hey! Hey, don't get all judgy on me! Your scowl is of the utmost unnecessary. I'm a total professional.

Look at this face. Super experienced! [ she will give her best (and probably still not convincing) serious face ever. such serious. very trust. wow! ]

[iwasherefirst]

[ Sorry, Claudia. She learned the judgy from the Doctor. In fact, the face she's making right now is the face he makes when he's judgy. ]

Yeah? What sort of experience? [ so not trusting this. Blame the Doctor. Always blame the Doctor. There's a good chance he deserves it. ]

[hackrid]

Well, I mean it's kind of classified. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. [ stop making that face she will do anything to turn that frown upside down. oh god she's digging herself in further isn't she... ] Who are you, anyway? I mean, do you have experience with the weird?