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itinere2016-09-09 03:28 am
akatheflash) wrote in itinere2016-09-09 03:28 am
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Open | Network | Now it's awkward in here
[Barry's staring down at the recording device, completely unaware that it's recording video and not just audio.]
These devices are the coolest thing ever, have you all checked these out yet?? I mean - [He winces.] Obviously you've checked them out because you're seeing this but yeah, they're really cool. I just thought I would introduce myself, I'm-
[It's obvious that he's walking, although the shot is a little awkward - he's holding the device in his hand as he moves, the camera getting a shot of Barry's face from below and the sky above him. He abruptly stops talking because he glances down at the device for a second only to walk directly into a branch.]
Ow- Ow! Ow... I'm okay! I'm okay, it's okay, I'm just - damn it, [He whispers the last part to himself, his hand moving to check his forehead for blood. There is none. I just... um... I was building something and... hurt my hand... [Nope, still not aware that it's on video.]
What was I - right! I'm Barry Allen, uh, forensic scientist. So, you know, if you need a solution in that department, I can totally be your precipitate. [Another wince. That one was bad.] I just thought I-
[Barry finally looks down at the device again and he stops speaking, squints, brings it up to his face to finally get a decent shot of himself, and his eyes widen in horror.] ...Oh no, is this thing recording a video?
These devices are the coolest thing ever, have you all checked these out yet?? I mean - [He winces.] Obviously you've checked them out because you're seeing this but yeah, they're really cool. I just thought I would introduce myself, I'm-
[It's obvious that he's walking, although the shot is a little awkward - he's holding the device in his hand as he moves, the camera getting a shot of Barry's face from below and the sky above him. He abruptly stops talking because he glances down at the device for a second only to walk directly into a branch.]
Ow- Ow! Ow... I'm okay! I'm okay, it's okay, I'm just - damn it, [He whispers the last part to himself, his hand moving to check his forehead for blood. There is none. I just... um... I was building something and... hurt my hand... [Nope, still not aware that it's on video.]
What was I - right! I'm Barry Allen, uh, forensic scientist. So, you know, if you need a solution in that department, I can totally be your precipitate. [Another wince. That one was bad.] I just thought I-
[Barry finally looks down at the device again and he stops speaking, squints, brings it up to his face to finally get a decent shot of himself, and his eyes widen in horror.] ...Oh no, is this thing recording a video?
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Oh, you're here with your dad? That's good. [ He keeps his smile, but he doesn't want to think about that right now. At all. ]
Ew. [ Barry wrinkles his nose in distaste. ] Who talks about weddings and babies? That's gross, you're lying. That's boring stuff, nobody wants to waste their time on that. Kids talk about fashion too, you know, and forensics... alright. You've got me there. But that's only one.
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[ ...too much, Bo. That's too much. The only thing worse maybe would be spouting off that they have innocent dads who both didn't time in prison for crimes they didn't commit, geez.
Bo smirks a little, but she bites back the urge to retort that he probably does. The Barry she knows, anyway. ]
I know lots of grownups that talk about weddings and probably babies. And definitely forensics is grown-up stuff.