Lucy isn't behind the bar mostly because Lucy rarely actually works, but Jill is behind the bar, which means that Lucy is there keeping her (and everyone else in the bar) company. She sidles up to the very sad, very pretty blonde, a mint julep in hand.

"You really ought to try something creative. Jill is a great bartender," Lucy says. "Hi. I'm Lucy. You look new here. Totally not a stalker, by the way. It's a small town. We notice the new people."